The result today was, daylight robbery
And, I say that, with no hint, of snobbery
To come away, with any points at all
The gaffer, must be having a ball
To actually play, not conceding a goal
Our whole defence, must have sold its soul
Don’t know what they’ll do, next week though
When we can’t again play, trying to be just so
Hoping against, all hopes, we avoid relegation
If only because, we’ve made no preparation
For playing, at a lower level, of play
But where, hatchet men, have their day
Our players, with skill, will, get there come uppance
From the choppers, who, would play for tuppence

Tags: carvery, division