The Gaffer and Me
Are we ready? well erm yes I think so
The gaffer screams my way DON’T YOU KNOW!
Well not at the moment mister boss man Sir
Erm will the hesitstion cost my place? Now be fair
I was your best player before you signed someone else
And then the time we sold every player tightening our belts
Staving off the threat of the docking of points again
See boss through all that I’m the one that’s stayed with you
Well ok my name is Luigi no bids came in that bit is true
But I would stick with you through the fires of hell
If only so I can hear that voice of yours scream and yell
If I don’t hear your voice daily I think I’ve gone ‘mutton’
And no boss this is not a [I'm sorry forgive me] put on
Playing for you in your team is a massive incentive
And to follow that line be a little inventive
So once again I can say thank you boss
For allowing me to play with all this kudos
