The Devil Came……..
The devil came down to Yorkshire
He was looking for a decent meal
The tastiest meal that was ever made
Oh and he’d find some souls to steal
He would take the chefs for definite
Which was a blessing in disguise
No longer would we have to look
At the pain in Luigis eyes
From when he retired from football
And sealed his place in heaven
After all that he was going through
He was upsettingly only seven
[ Apologies to Charlie Daniels ]