Fantasy Critics
Football, is a fantasy, you can’t believe you see
The things you want to, eapecially when you’re me
I’m, the worlds worst critic, when, I watch a game
But the critics, never ever, seem, to be watching the same
Every game is different, with, differing skills to boot
And, so long as it’s entertaining, I don’t give a hoot
If, the score stays at nil nil, but, with lots of goal mouth action
Then, that’s the kind of game, that gives me satisfaction
But, the critics, on the telly, must, be on a different planet
With their, ”Deserves a booking for diving and faking it”
When the replay shows, he’s lucky, to still have, both legs
From that point alone, I’ll be the viewer, that pleads, and, begs
For them, to please, start watching, the same game as me
So their comments, are, really, what they ought to be
