Cecil’s ‘Arrayt’
What other rhymes on football, can I compose
What about, Italian strikers and keepers, nope done those
Renting our pitch through summer so he can free his foals
Just so long as they stay away from the areas of the goals
We don’t want the strikers diving when they’re hit
And standing up smelling of well worn horse sh*t
Mind you if he did he would lose his close marker
Though we would have to watch his dog the county barker
Who has a penchant for rolling round in the horsey stuff
And with our number nine smelling like he’s had enough
I don’t think there was a speck of him that wasn’t covered
And after the game inside the showers we all smothered
him In aftershave deoderant even a bottle of chanel number five
That one of the lads ’sez’ he picked yp un a hurry off the side
Getting very worried about young Cecil with his attitude for righting wrongs
Unfortunately Cecils is the only goal celebrations with tongues
So in the game when you think you’re playing absolutely great
Watch out for the unwarranted attentions of our number eight
